– Sonja Foust

A haiku:

My arms are jelly.
Surprise burpees make me die.
Kill me. Kill me now.

The Teacher of Grammar

– Sonja Foust

[An original limerick written for Whiskey-Pissing Unicorns: How to Lose or Quit Your Job and Become a Badass Writer.]

There once was a teacher of grammar
Who with edits in red was enamored.
When she marked a new line
On the precinct’s door sign
She — alas! — ended up in the slammer.