The Teacher of Grammar

– Sonja Foust

[An original limerick written for Whiskey-Pissing Unicorns: How to Lose or Quit Your Job and Become a Badass Writer.]

There once was a teacher of grammar
Who with edits in red was enamored.
When she marked a new line
On the precinct’s door sign
She — alas! — ended up in the slammer.

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About Sonja Foust

Sonja Foust is an author and blogger. Most often, you can find her at, her humorous blog of Pinterest tests gone wrong. When she’s not busy cackling at her own jokes, you can find her singing to her dog, reading a romance novel, or watching YouTube.