With apologies to W.S. Gilbert’s libretto for I Am The Very Model of a Modern Major General.
[This spoof originally appeared on Pintester.com.]
I am the very model of a modern Pinterest fucker-up
I’ve done ‘em all from modpodgey to recipe to Jello cup
I read the right instructions, but I often do not follow ‘em
I post ‘em up for folks to read, but they can barely swallow ‘em
I’m very well acquainted, too, with people who are humorless
I understand that they are just the loser-y of loser-est
But those who stick around to read leave comments so hysterical
That managing a coffee sip without a snarf’s a miracle
About Sonja Foust
Sonja Foust is an author and blogger. Most often, you can find her at Pintester.com, her humorous blog of Pinterest tests gone wrong. When she’s not busy cackling at her own jokes, you can find her singing to her dog, reading a romance novel, or watching YouTube.